You know what sucks about this whole “working” thing? Well apparently it comes with “responsibility” and “action items”. People seem to actually expect “results” from me and others; whereas in the Unemployment Era, truth be told, Hawkeye didn’t really care if I watched or not, or whether I brushed my teeth after my breakfast nachos.

I mean sure the money’s nice, but what of the slothfulness, what of the laziness?!