Amazon recommends that I pick up a Segway Human Transporter for a mere $4,950 plus shipping and handling.

Amazon knows me better than I know me.

They rationalize their recommendation by pointing out that I did indeed purchase or rate the following items (among others):

.: Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
.: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
.: Old Man and The Sea by Ernest Hemingway (Author)
.: Generation X by Douglas Copeland
.: Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
.: Don Quixote by MIguel Cervantes
etc., etc.

Clearly it was the Don Quixote read that screamed, “This guy needs a SEGWAY!”

Incidentally, you will not be surprised to note that customers purchasing a Segway also bought:

.: a Robomower
.: a portable DVD player
.: a subscription to The Economist
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