Author Archives: DAK

FYI “President” Bush is having a press-conference at 5 o’clock PST today to address the war on ego Iraq. Let’s all watch the monkey dance!

So then he was all, “What’s ‘boring’, Dave?”And I’m all, “What’s boring?”And he’s all, “Yeah…like what would you say was boring?”And so I’m all, “Dude, boring is like totally watching chess on TV. Watching that Kasparov guy just hold his … Continue reading →

OK, I love that you’ve come here, I really do. But the skirts panties Japan see-thru thing is so two weeks ago. Do come back, but for something else next time. How about something like: leg stuck train, orwife resurrect … Continue reading →

I don’t know care if I’ve ever mentioned it or not, but I have very few vices. I don’t smoke, drink, do drugs, or really do anything fun like a normal person. I just sit by my pool and gaze … Continue reading →

As part of our duty to humanity, ADG and I spent the better part of Sunday working on a Habitat for Humanity house. If you know me at all (which you don’t, but if you did) you’d know that I … Continue reading →

So I got a recorded telemarketing call just now. Instead of hanging up like I usually do, I put the phone down and decided to wait it out. Every few minutes I would pick up the phone and see if … Continue reading →

As widely reported here at various intervals, I am lately suffering the addictive effects of massive crossword puzzle dementia. It’s 3:15 in the morning, and I’m trying to do the New York Times crossword puzzle. “It’ll help me sleep,” I … Continue reading →

I just spent $27 on a tank-full of regular 87 octane gas. Thank you, President Bush.

I think that shirts with numbers on them are the quintessential height of fashion. I don’t mean basketballs jerseys or the like; I mean simple T-shirts with big number 5‘s or whatnot emblazoned on the front or back. I think … Continue reading →

The thing is, though, Target is awesome. Seriously, Target? You’re the best. Also, ever-more of you are coming looking for “Japan see thru panties“… which is interesting as they’re not actually purported to be see-thru, or even panties for that … Continue reading →