Author Archives: DAK

There’s a commercial that comes on somewhat regularly for a portable metal detector. There are several scenes of retirees, as well as hott young co-eds, using their metal detector to catapult them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. At the … Continue reading →

Still unpacking. So here’s a question for you all in the meantime: Have any of you seen the Vice President? I lost him shortly after the 9.11 attacks, and I haven’t been able to find him anywhere since. What with … Continue reading →

I live. Back from Mexico, but not at home. Soon, my pretties, soon. Vaya con cuidado.

By the by… We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration! How many pinatas?Many pinatas, many!Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.Jefe, what is a plethora? So ADG and I … Continue reading →

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have:The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life There’s a time you’ve got to go and show you’re growing now, you know about:The Facts of … Continue reading →

From time to time (meaning, “as needed”) I go to the bank to get rolls of quarters. The laundry machines in my apartment eat more than I can produce in two weeks-ish, so it’s necessary to supplement the supply on … Continue reading →

At least I can still laugh at myself Big D: So, am I sane? Not exactly. Not 20 minutes ago I got a call from this job I really wanted. In LA. And they’re going with someone else.Ariel: F U … Continue reading →

And you thought I was kidding3.4 gallons for my $10… sigh And no, I don’t think diesel gas was actually only 9/10 of a cent, I think they just ran out of 3’s… or maybe 17’s

Two thoughts on the Bush speech. One by me, and one by ADG: .: One reason for destroying Saddam Hussein is apparently because of his link to the terrorists. Wouldn’t it be more effective to actually go after the implementors … Continue reading →

Heard on the news this morning: …and an early morning power outage continues to bother hundreds of PG&E; customers in San Francisco. Officials are unsure what caused the power outage, but crews are working to restore possible as soon as … Continue reading →