You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have:
The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life

There’s a time you’ve got to go and show you’re growing now, you know about:
The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life

When the world never seems, to be liv-in up to your dreams,
And suddenly you’re finding out The Facts of Life are all about you
youuuuuuu

It takes a lot to get ’em right, when you’re learning:
The Facts of Life (repeat 4 times)

Does the fact that I used to have a crush on Joe, the now obvious lesbian bull dyke figure, disturb me? Yes, yes it does… though it’s also intriguing, and makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.