Author Archives: DAK

Also, Barbie is breaking into soft-core porn. She’s the first actress to make the reverse transition since Madonna.

You know, now that I’m a cam-girl (*cough*), I feel an overwhelming urge to entertain. Luckily for both of us, I also have an overwhelming aversion to mime performance, so you won’t see me pretending to be stuck in a … Continue reading →

It wasn’t until now that I heard the echo.

Merry Christmas So my Christmas present to you is me… in cam form (see link to the left). OK, so I’m not really so enamored with myself to really consider that a gift; as it is, in fact, entirely a … Continue reading →

I haven’t been to KFC for something like 10 years, but I broke my streak tonight. You know, because I was jonesing. It’s been so long that I don’t even know how to order there anymore, and was a little … Continue reading →

Well, I need to get back to shaving my socks now – ADG

pa�thet�ic(click to hear the word) also pa�thet�i�caladj. 1.Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion: “The old, rather shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic”2. Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.3. Being home alone on Christmas, having no … Continue reading →

The DAKins Diet ***Looking to take the weight off and keep it off?******Want to lose those unsightly holiday pounds?******Tired of diets with inconvenient non-couch related activities?*** Then the DAKins Diet is for you!!! Simply be unemployed for 10-12 months and … Continue reading →

Former soft-core porn star wins ‘Survivor: Thailand’ Even though I watched not a single episode this season, you just can’t pass up a headline like that. 15 seconds later…Man sentenced for monkeys in pants Wow, some intern must be on … Continue reading →

I take back anything bad I ever said about you. I apologize with all my heart for every time I cursed you in my sleep, or insulted you to your face. The things I did to you were not warranted … Continue reading →