Author Archives: DAK

A while ago (14 seconds), I had a question for the Internet. “Internet,” I said, “Which word is better: shit-storm or brick-house?” And here is what she said. via brainsluice By the way Have you ever been ensnared by the … Continue reading →

I went to the gym today. This would be staggeringly surprising to you if you knew me. Typically, I am vehemently opposed to repetitive exercise…and even more commonly, you can replace “repetitive” with “any”. I just can’t quell the brain-activity … Continue reading →

I bought my first wife beater today…oh sorry, I mean “ribbed tank”. I’ve been ardently resisting my whole life, but the v-necks just don’t dip low enough for my sweet disco stylz. I plan on keeping one pristine, and smearing … Continue reading →

Knight Rider… A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist… Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals … Continue reading →

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: my dad is hilarious. Talking to my parents today about my dad’s impending visit, in which he will digress a bit from his planned TDY (military-speak for “business trip”), this snippet … Continue reading →

I filed my taxes this week, and, I will happily be getting a refund. However, that refund will be $300 less than it normally would be due to the “tax adjustment” the Bush administration gave us all earlier this (tax) … Continue reading →

Testing, testing, 1…2…3… Decided to test out the ol’ ankle today. I strapped on my ankle brace, laced up my shoes, and grabbed my basketball for the first time in 4 weeks. I took it relatively easy, shooting some lopsided … Continue reading →

Inspired by odd todd It’s weird being one of Those Guys. Those Guys were always the ones that were in the restaurant when you came in for lunch, and were still there when you left. They read the paper for … Continue reading →

In a fit of masochism, I visited the Silicon Valley’s most reverent altar to the god Capitalism: Fry’s Electronics. I walked up and down the aisles, browsing for the things I could no longer have: assorted software, that bigger and … Continue reading →

Things I didn’t know prior to today, that I have now learned and retained with interest. Also known as: a fun fact An abbreviation is the shortening of a word or collection of words, such as: “ex.” for “example” An … Continue reading →