Author Archives: DAK

Pics to Peruse Went to The City today to have lunch with a friend of mine, and stopped by my favorite junk-yard (as also seen in an earlier episode). It was a beautiful day. Meanwhile, back at the ranch… A … Continue reading →

Honesty is the best policy I have this creedo: always try and be open and honest at all times about what you’re feeling about a situation with those people you care about. I have this behaviour: make a lot of … Continue reading →

A few more paragraphs from this earlier thing: Twenty minutes later, he tiptoes past his still sleeping wife, brown penny loafers in one hand, and a blown kiss slipping off the other. Fred�s daily routine then carries him to the … Continue reading →

*beep* You. Have…One. Message: “Hi, this is Jack Daniels calling from Trick The Elderly, Inc. You may recall receiving and approval letter stating that you’ve been approved to consolidate your credit card down to as low as 1.5%. Umm, I’m … Continue reading →

Guy Secret #1 OK ladeez, I know how you all depend on me for the real dirt, the harsh truth, the real McCoy, etc etc. So, don’t tell your boyfriends, but I’m going to reveal a little known guy-fact to … Continue reading →

There aren’t a lot of things that can trump a guy who can cook. I mean, sure, there are the obvious ones: rock star, pro-athelete, cruise director. But, for the most part, a guy who can cook is always a … Continue reading →

So…you remember the airport girl (to now be referred to as “ADG”)? Well, as seen on my increasingly funny fan club, people (read: two) are clamoring for details. Tangent: Again, color me shocked that 22 of you (well 21 if … Continue reading →

As if further proof was necessary of my overwhelming studitude, here’s a picture of THE Ariel Meadow Stallings. In MY apartment. On MY couch. Errr, asleep.

That’s a man, baby! What can I add that hasn’t already been said? Dinner with Cami was both surreal and fascinating. It’s interesting discovering the things that don’t translate digitally…like what a great laugh Cami has. Not to mention how … Continue reading →

Details of this nasty rumor to come later. On the horizon, though, is Sunday. Ariel + Cami + Ernie + Rula + me = drag show extraordinaire