Author Archives: DAK

On my early mornings, I observe my neighbors’ rituals. The family living downstairs is comprised of a young mom and dad, and their extremely cute little boy (maybe 2-3 years old). Every morning, dad takes junior out for a spin … Continue reading →

Every so often I randomly post about TV shows from back in the day. I inexplicably put up a picture from the series, lyrics to the theme music, and good times are had by all. and yes, I usually do … Continue reading →

Holy crap The Osbournes rocks! Best show on television. Seriously. Seeing Ozzy struggle with his satellite TV, mingled with him picking up a ringing cell-phone like it’s made of crystal, mingled with him putting a bayonet on his gun, mingled … Continue reading →

Not funny-insane, insane-insane I do not understand the insanity plea. I never have. An explanation for a behaviour is not, in my opinion, a justification for it. Take the Yates case, in which a mother (and I use the term … Continue reading →

Updated the plates section with half-a-dozen submissions from some guy named Dave, and another from here. Like the Earth being round theory, my plates project is a venture that’s not yet caught on in the general public, as I’m still … Continue reading →

I cut my tunafish sandwich into quarters at lunch today. Keep in mind that I am an unemployed engineer living alone. You’d be lucky enough to see me use a plate, let alone cut my sandwhich into anything. Yet, today … Continue reading →

Guy Secret #2 One of a guy’s greatest fears (next to male pattern baldness and an irrational phobia of potpourri) is getting an erection at an inopportune time. Within this fear are two subsets based on location: .:Getting an erection … Continue reading →

My latest Mirror Project submission.

I learned what “too good to be true” really means this morning, and, I am astounded at my mature reaction to it. Update Never mind (mostly), my mistake. Move along, nothing to see here. Turns out I didn’t learn anything … Continue reading →

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