Holy crap The Osbournes rocks! Best show on television. Seriously.

Seeing Ozzy struggle with his satellite TV, mingled with him picking up a ringing cell-phone like it’s made of crystal, mingled with him putting a bayonet on his gun, mingled with everyone cussing at each other in a fervor, and and and *breathe*. So funny. So compelling. So good.

Ozzy to his son Jack (in awesome quavering English accent): “You ‘ave to understan where I’m comin from. I love oo all. I love oo mo’ than life iself…but you’re all fuckin mad!”