Author Archives: DAK

Today is the 27th and it’s my 27th birthday. This means something to someone. Tragic things that happened today: – On Sept. 27, 1939, Warsaw, Poland, surrendered after weeks of resistance to invading forces from Nazi Germany and the Soviet … Continue reading →

According to this article, GM will be dropping the Camaro and Firebird lines after 2002. NNNNOOOO!!! If that happens, how will we create beatific W.T. scenes such as this: Seriously, now, is nothing sacred?

Driving to work and stopped at a light, a middle-aged guy walked in front of my car and crossed the road. He was about 5’6″, dressed in sweat pants and a T-shirt, had a bike helmet perched far back on … Continue reading →

Why don’t you save that money for when you die, then you can hand it directly to the devil. – Jimmy Kimmel So this is becoming a revolution. Tara of darkness falls continued the tradition and sent me something for … Continue reading →

The refrigerator light went out today. All the joyful packaging of my mustard bottle, Pepsi’s, fruit on the bottom yogurts, and sundry other items are now muted to the point of non-eye-catchedness and non-consumer-greed-inducingicity. It reminds me of the days … Continue reading →

Turkens, the other white meat. via darkness falls

Signs that, from now on, everything’s coming up “Dave” – – First and second in a series .: Walking down the street, the only guy in a group of 6 other girl…friends, I hear honking coming from behind me. An … Continue reading →

I’d like to thank the Academy… Wow, so booboolina was kind enough to send me something for my birthday from my self-serving wishlist! How cool is that?! I can’t see anything wrong with sex between consenting anybodies. I think we … Continue reading →

The Transformers, more than meets the eyes Autobots wage their battle to, Destroy the evil forces of, The Decepticons The Tranformers, robots in disguise The Transformers, more than meets the eyes The Transformers!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…