Author Archives: DAK

From An Entirely Other Day: The World and the Way It Should Be: First in a Series People should be assigned a certain amount of work when they’re born, and no more. If you finish early — like, say, in … Continue reading →

ah-hahahahahaha I shall now deliver a joke crafted for the lowest common denominator: China accuses US of having a weak bush (ba-dum-dum-CHING!) But seriously, folks, did you vote for this war-monger?

So, my cell-phone is through PacBell. If you’re from California, you know that PacBell is easily the most ubiquitous (and insidious) telecommunications provider in the area, be it wireless, land-line, or even DSL. Because of their historical stranglehold on their … Continue reading →

From Rob at Toasty: Life is a nice rug, slowly being pulled out from under my feet. I’m being pulled along for now, but one day I’ll most likely be on my ass, on a cold wood floor. But for … Continue reading →

My own, personal, moment of zen…

Sign on the dumpster in my office parking lot: CAUTION – Do not play in, on, or around this container. le sigh… That’s just another example about how this over-cautious, PC world has just gone too far. The kids of … Continue reading →

CAREFUL– Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat.

I’ve mentioned this before, but, I love how gloriously bad those pictures of me up there are. Stuff like that makes me happy…

Overheard at Macy�s as two girls comment on a Ralph Lauren mannequin clothed in shorts, shirt, over-shirt, light sweater wrapped around the neck, and a sweatshirt around the waist. Girl #1: Now, what do you need all that stuff for?Girl … Continue reading →

I discovered the true meaning of a mantra today. Those who know me recognize me as someone who pretty much despises the seething masses of humanity. That’s not to say that I hate you all individually; but, if you approach … Continue reading →