Author Archives: DAK

Douglas Adams died this weekend. This makes me sad.

I’m going to Radiohead next month and you’re not. Unless, of course, you want to because I have two extra tickets. Hmmm, did that taunt come out right?

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Now the whole world (read: half a dozen people including yourself) knows that: a) I have a mom b) she has a day

7:30 and still at work, what’s up with that? You know, before my dreams were crushed by my obvious physical deformities, I thought I’d grow up to be an astronaut. One can only imagine the times I’d probably be having … Continue reading →

There’s something deliciously poetic about me, an able-bodied 26 year old, having he, the 30-something guy from Webvan, lug my 30-pack of Pepsi, 3 gallons of water, and sundry items up two flights of stairs while I stand right inside … Continue reading →

Grrr…Today is not a good day. – DSL went down when the router exploded– For some reason, that’s also brought the network down– I’ve got the DSL going, but the network is still a mystery– If one more person tells … Continue reading →

For some reason, my mom keeps getting me a subscription to Prevention magazine. Now, she�s a self-admitted health-food nut (at least that�s what I call her) and is very in to the whole vitamin, no sugar-cereal, exercise, communist-voodoo mindset. To … Continue reading →

You ever have one of those days where you know you haven’t done anything, your coworkers know you haven’t done anything, your boss knows you haven’t done anything, but time passes anyway? You begin to wonder what happens in the … Continue reading →

I went to Spike and Mike’s Classis Festival of Animation last night. It wasn’t the Sick and Twisted version; but, it was still very cool. I found something hypnotic in a mass of San Franciscans playing with giant balloons in … Continue reading →

I mentioned a while ago, about a vanity license plate retrospective I was going to do. Well, I’ve started so check it out. Also, consider being my temporary minions and send me some pics!