Author Archives: DAK

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4 AM, not looking for sleep. I’ve variously pulled Oedipus the King, Visions of Cody, and Cities of the Red Night from the bookshelf next to my desk, looking for purchase. They’re all books I’ve read before, but I’m trying … Continue reading →

My horoscope from the Onion: The Publishers Clearinghouse Prize Patrol will cruelly prank you this week by presenting you with an enormous novelty check for 63 cents. This, like many things, reminds me of my days at the accursed Lockheed. … Continue reading →

So, I’m not in to all of the sterotypical guy things, but I am into basketball. Did you see this game?! I’ve seen more sportsmanship in professional wrestling! Speaking of stupid crap, what about the published report that 1 in … Continue reading →

What’s the deal with mosquito bites? I never see them coming, and, they’re always discovered what I can only assume is several days later, as I notice myself absently whittling down my legs or arms with my fingernails. Is there … Continue reading →

Oh. Man. Hold all my calls and clear my schedule, my local grocery store is now selling dry ice! I am so stoked, and you all know exactly why. That’s right, self-reenactment of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video entirely contained within … Continue reading →

I am having a f-a-s-t day, or at least one that I am required to move quickly through. My day started at 9:30 with a blur of offsite client meetings (well as much of a blur you can sustain in … Continue reading →

I am having a s-l-o-w day. I’ll be cutting out of here in the next 45 minutes without the energy required to take a trip to the grocery store like I had planned to. I will, however, be somehow able … Continue reading →

My friend Michelle absolutely blew my mind over sushi Saturday night. Some back-story, I believe, is in order: Although she denies it now, I am absolutely positive that my mother told me that I was allergic to chocolate milk. As … Continue reading →

Look at what’s happened to me,I can’t believe it myself.Suddenly I’m up on top of the world,It should’ve been somebody else. Believe it or not,I’m walking on air.I never thought I could feel so free.Flying away on a wing and … Continue reading →