Author Archives: DAK

It used to be, that whenever a telemarketer called I’d be frozen by politeness and dizzied by their rapid-fire spiel. I’d stand there with the phone in my hand, bent over the cradle as if I was about to hang … Continue reading →

I have a little leather pouch that lives inside my glove compartment; inside of which are 42 pennies, 1 nickel, and 1 quarter that have been flattened by trains long past. Way back when, my friends and I would drive … Continue reading →

For a Short Time Only: A Two-Part Nonsensical Post! Tell your friends! : What does it say about a person when your friends fish a length of copper pipe out of the trash to save for you? : Things on … Continue reading →

“And then I just looked at him for a minute, watching him sleep, wanting to cry, wanting to ask him not to go away, feeling melodramatic and stupid for how pathetically morose I was. So yeah. I’m a dork.” Yeah, … Continue reading →

He-Man and the Master’s of the Universe!I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword … Continue reading →

Cool, Blogger was featured on TechTV’s The Screen Savers. Sure, it could be argued that only dorks like me would see it; but, I heard a rumor that the meek might inherit the earth, so…

So, I’m writing this on a new computer which I find both cool and depressing. Cool because, errr, it’s a new computer (weren’t you listening?!), and, depressing because it’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon and I have nothing better to do … Continue reading →

“Lesson learned: Go to Sweden for its lack of crime and stylish furniture. Just don’t get humped by any mooses meese animals.” Sage words from Ernie

Awesome. According to the Gay-o-Meter I’m 48% on a scale of 0%=too straight to 100%=too gay. So, I guess I’m either well adjusted…or easily swayed. (thanks to freakho/hoblog which is also pretty cool)

I have a lot of activist friends (and by “a lot” I mean 3), and they often send me interesting e-mails that you’ve probably already seen. Having said that, I thought I’d post this for those who hadn’t: If we … Continue reading →