Author Archives: DAK

For those of you interested in how you too can become a successul member of one of today’s hottest boy bands (and I think that means just about everybody) check out this article for tips and tricks.

Speaking of broken arms, I forgot to mention that at the end of my second day in the hospital (this would be the trampoline break, not the mountain-bike break) the doctor came by my room to check on me. My … Continue reading →

In a similar vein to that book, The Rules, that helped to bring back that good ‘ol 50’s attitude of the servile bride, some new book called The Surrendered Wife explains how the female in the relationship should “as much … Continue reading →

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According to this site, my palm (for my fellow Silicon Valley types, that’s that fleshy piece of you under your Palm) says that: Your self-will is practically overbearing — you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or … Continue reading →

I have broken my right arm twice in my Life. The first time was when I was in 2nd grade and my best friend and I got in a fight while playing on our neighbor’s trampoline. One mid-air push later, … Continue reading →

Things I wish I’d done by now but haven’t yet, First in an unlikely Series:– jumped out of an airplane– learned to fly said airplane, but probably on seperate occasions– written the Great American Novel– wrested control of a small … Continue reading →

“It is a military axiom not to advance uphill against the enemy, nor to oppose him when he comes downhill. Do not pursue an enemy who simulates flight; do not attack soldiers whose temper is keen. Do not swallow bait … Continue reading →

So this friend of mine (who shall remain nameless for fear of over-inflated ego [ahh, c’mon, it’s only gentle chiding]) referred me to this guy, who is now my new hero for two very important reasons:[1] He’s totally in the … Continue reading →

Don’t get me wrong, I love e-mail. It allows me to stay a hermit without actually seeming like one, which really cuts down on the daily inconvenience of putting pants on. Having said that, I, for some reason, find it … Continue reading →