Author Archives: DAK

Hey, do you want to go miniature golfing Wednesday night?” … Ummm, Dave? … Dave? Are you there? Do you want to go miniature golfing? hellz yeah What did you say? I said, fuck YES I want to go miniature … Continue reading →

Today is Valentine’s Day. >Let us never speak of it again. OK, maybe a little bit. I’ve said it before, and I stand by it: I’m not a fan of V-Day. First of all, I feel the same way about … Continue reading →

I honestly don’t know much about these types of things, but when you get back from a first date at 5AM, that’s a sign of either: 1. a really good time2. someone being in the drunk tank, or3. an attempted … Continue reading →

By now, everyone knows how our Vice President goes around shooting people (78 year-old Harry Whittington, for instance) that disagree with his Iraq policy. That’s old news. The one thing in the article, though, that I found hilarious was the … Continue reading →

I get periodic reports of what The People are searching for on my site. Usually, it’s someone’s name that thinks I might have written about them (most likely, I HAVE written about you… I just almost never use names -Ed.), … Continue reading →

Look, wherever it is you live in America right now, it’s better here in LA. I’m sorry that I had to tell you that, but it’s just reality, so it’s best if you just accept it. Gravity keeps your feet … Continue reading →

I just gave myself a mild shock by accidentally clicking the headline for U.S Citizen May be Handed Over to Iraqis: The U.S. government wants an Iraqi court to prosecute an American citizen who is being held in Iraq on … Continue reading →

Yesterday, driving down Wilshire, ADG and I passed each other heading in opposite directions (a metaphor for our lives?); which serves to illustrate that, for as big as LA is, it’s also incredibly small. Yes, there were minor heart palpitations. … Continue reading →

This weekend was the Super Bowl or whatever. I’m not that in to football, just as much as is required by the Guy Rules. I have a favorite team, I know the rules, I watch a few games a year, … Continue reading →

For a guy who went out with a beautiful girl the night before, I’m awfully somber. Though I know why. Because I played golf today, which I don’t do, and I therefore sucked at it completely. Which I hate. Not … Continue reading →