Author Archives: DAK

After reading this article about how average SAT Math scores have hit an all-time high in the class of 2005, I was motivated to see how, if at all, that correlated to my scores from back in the day. I … Continue reading →

I’m back from the cruise to Ensenada. You didn’t know that I was going on a cruise to Ensenada, but you did know that I was going to Mexico. The thing about a cruise to Ensenada, you see, is that … Continue reading →

3 weeks ago I gave up* Pepsi; which, if you know me at all is a minor miracle. It was getting a bit ridiculous, both in terms of dependency, and in terms of: did I really need that extra 1,000 … Continue reading →

I need to remember to pick up my clothes from the dry cleaners for my trip to Mexico tomorrow morning… which is a strange, out of place thing to say when referring to Mexico. “Dry cleaners? What could you possibly … Continue reading →

A friend of mine said, recently, that I was the busiest person she knows which means: a) she doesn’t know me very well, and b) I actually am surprisingly busy. So busy, it seems, that I don’t even have the … Continue reading →

And now for something completely different Not really. Another one of my best friends is getting married tomorrow, making it now 4 out of 5 of My Group and the second one this summer. I’m happy and excited for him … Continue reading →

My parents are visiting this week; which is a strange affair where they largely do their own thing, and then take me out to dinner when I get back from work. This weekend, they went to the beach on their … Continue reading →

Seriously though, and this one’s for the fellas, do any of you use the “window” in your underwear? You know, you’re apparently supposed to saunter up to the urinal, unzip but not unbutton, work your way through the labyrinth, and … Continue reading →

Signs I need a girlfriend as soon as possible, #73 I downloaded Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’ from iTunes because it made me feel like John Cusack in Say Anything

For my Southern friends and neighbors: The Best Video Ever