Author Archives: DAK

Janet Janet Janet. All the talk be ’bout Janet. Did she mean to? Was it a wardrobe malfunction? Why is it so floppy? All the talk be ’bout Janet. I know that all the ladeez in my neighborhood routinely wear … Continue reading →

Apparently, I am number 9 on wisenut.com’s search for wheelchair sexy. I mean, really, shouldn’t I at least be top 5?

The Wendy’s in San Dimas is the most efficient business in the world. When, like me, you have a lot of work to do and no time to do it, and have to go to a drive-thru and rush back … Continue reading →

I don’t understand falling asleep while driving. Actually, I do understand falling asleep while driving in that I’ve caught my self several times feeling my mind drift away during some long journey. What I don’t understand is how your body … Continue reading →

I’m sure you’ve all seen this, as it’s making the e-mail rounds. Entertaining nonetheless, and 320.9 is your number to beat! UPDATE So many of you have seen the yeti hitting the penguin, in fact, that it would seem that … Continue reading →

On the road again I’m off to San Diego this afternoon for some job-related slacking training. Meaning that, of the last 30 days, I have spent 5 at home; which is a statistic that surprised me when I just figured … Continue reading →

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

Seriously though, having wireless internet access is probably the coolest thing ever.

I’ll be spending the next 19 hours travelling; the bulk of them in the air, a great many in Korea, and the rest in some kind of time-warp. From my perspective, I’m going home today, Friday. From your perspective (where … Continue reading →

The thing about Taiwan is the queue. It’s not an especially clean city, it’s not an especially orderly city (just look at the traffic for 30 seconds); but somehow, strangely, it’s all about the queue. For whatever reason, the Taiwanese … Continue reading →