Author Archives: DAK

I have a splitting headache today… which wouldn’t be such a terrible thing if it weren’t also Carnival. I like samba music as much as the next guy (maybe even more than the next guy [the next buy being Bill … Continue reading →

I was starving this morning and gave in to temptation by getting some Pop-Tarts out of the vending machine. Frosted Strawberry. I ate them straight out of the package, of course… which got me thinking: I’m fairly sure that I’ve … Continue reading →

When I was little, I would have these fantasies as I lay in bed, right before drifting off to sleep. Invariably, it was me, being either shot, or buried in a building, while in the act of saving a girl … Continue reading →

How To Get a Ridiculously Insane Tax Refund Despite Being Unemployed For Over a Year 1. get a job2. see Step 1 And that really seems to be about it. Becoming gainfully employed on or about September of last year … Continue reading →

As a product designer, I work on consumer products. As such, I have a lot of interaction with various vendors and manufacturers and routinely use their services in creating whatever it is I’m working on at the moment. Being a … Continue reading →

One of my co-workers just told me that he would ______ if he had his druthers (where “______” is some benign engineering thing of no particular interest to you, instead of “fuck Britney Spears” like you thought it meant [and … Continue reading →

Truth in Advertising I have to tell you, this headline got me far more intrigued than I needed to be: Space station crew notice flying object near space station

In a strange twist of reality, the same anxiety I had about growing out The Facial Hair jumped on me this morning as I went about shaving The Facial Hair. Should I leave it? Should I just trim it? Will … Continue reading →

ADG has lately decided that maybe I don’t look too bad with a smattering of facial hair. Not a goatee or beard or anything; but, that 3-5 day growth somewhere between George Michael and JT pictured a few posts down. … Continue reading →

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