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Day 47 Day 47 of what? Nothing, really, I just wanted to start dramatically. You know: “Day 47 — Still no sight of land. Salted pork ran out 6 days ago and have been nibbling on the leather soles of … Continue reading →

This weekend I rode in the MS150 ride from LA to San Diego to benefit the MS Society. 100 miles over two days blah, blah, blah. The most important thing, obviously is that we rode past the San Onofre nuclear … Continue reading →

My birthday, in a word, was fan-f’ing-tastic. It was nothing too terribly exciting, no huge surprise party or sky-diving, or Ducati to show up in my front yard. BUT, a friend made me an amazing dinner that must have taken … Continue reading →

I think it’s important for you to know that it is my birthday tomorrow. I will be 32. I’m not asking you to get me a gift or anything, that would be rude. I’m also not going to remind you … Continue reading →

Mawidge Mawidge…mawidge is what bwings us togewer today… Mawidge, the bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffim a dweam… Ven wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow you fowever.. If you’ve been following the commenting saga below at all, you know that my latest … Continue reading →

Look, all I really want to know is where have all the cowboys gone? It’s like a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, the world may never know. Contrary to popular opinion, floorpie.net, my one and faithful love, I do check on … Continue reading →

I’m back. It was a good and successful trip, though I’m glad now to be home. The humidity in Huizhou was, quite literally, 95%. Ninety-five percent! Which, basically, means that water is pretty much hanging in sheets in the air. … Continue reading →

And now? Now we are in Hong Kong (“we” being the royal “we”, of course), and therefore one step closer to home. That’s what so odd about HK… it’s China, sure, but it’s also Great Britain. English-language signs with Chinese … Continue reading →

When you’re in China and you don’t speak the language, there are 5 things you can do. Four of them I can’t talk about here, but the 5th is watch HBO. English-language television here consists of CNN, static-riddled BBC, and … Continue reading →

Mullets, as you and I well know, are cool anytime and anywhere. 60% of the time, they work every time.