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Similar to my whole shower in complete darkness thing, I also sometimes just sit in the shower. Do you ever do that? I sit down in the tub with the shower on and my eyes closed and just let the … Continue reading →

This is how you know that you’re tired: You wake up, bleary-eyed and still exhausted, stumble to the bathroom, turn on the water in the shower, and get in. Then, as you stand there with your legs scalding (the water … Continue reading →

I am, once again, trying to conquer my addiction to caffeine and soft drinks. Pepsi, ye are a stubborn bitch. A few months ago, I’d switched over completely to water, or the like, was no longer getting headaches every day … Continue reading →

I’m tired all the time; is that normal? That’s slightly less than true, I’m tired every day. That’s much more accurate. Of course, we’re all tired every day, that’s why we go to bed. The thing is, though, I’m tired … Continue reading →

I saw The Raconteurs at The Wiltern on Friday. Kelley Stoltz opened and, despite the fact that he and his band were technically good, they really just pretty much sucked. I’m not sure what it was, because I think it’s … Continue reading →

Seriously, though, thank you Frito Lay for adding this advice to your sunflower seeds packaging: >EATING INSTRUCTIONS: CRACK OPEN SHELLS, DISCARD SHELLS, ENJOY THE SEEDS! Prior to reading that, I had been smashing shells left and right, piling them up … Continue reading →

Look, I don’t mind telling you: the trailer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie looks really cool.

Haley Joel Osment flipped his car, blah blah blah. Seems to be fine, hooray; but what about this article doesn’t seem right for the star of The Sixth Sense? LA CANADA FLINTRIDGE, Calif. – Actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized … Continue reading →

May she rest in peace. Pamela Anderson, 1967-2006 Next week, Pamela Anderson will make an honest man out of Kid Rock. The couple, now vacationing in St. Tropez, France, will marry July 29 on a yacht near the glamorous hotspot, … Continue reading →

It’s summer. I had a party. Totals: Guests: 42Dead Soldiers: CountlessGirl’s Hair Bands Found: 2Hook-ups Facilitated by the Party (that I’ve heard about): 5 I’d call that a successful gathering.