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Today is Valentine’s Day. >Let us never speak of it again. OK, maybe a little bit. I’ve said it before, and I stand by it: I’m not a fan of V-Day. First of all, I feel the same way about … Continue reading →

I honestly don’t know much about these types of things, but when you get back from a first date at 5AM, that’s a sign of either: 1. a really good time2. someone being in the drunk tank, or3. an attempted … Continue reading →

By now, everyone knows how our Vice President goes around shooting people (78 year-old Harry Whittington, for instance) that disagree with his Iraq policy. That’s old news. The one thing in the article, though, that I found hilarious was the … Continue reading →

I get periodic reports of what The People are searching for on my site. Usually, it’s someone’s name that thinks I might have written about them (most likely, I HAVE written about you… I just almost never use names -Ed.), … Continue reading →

Look, wherever it is you live in America right now, it’s better here in LA. I’m sorry that I had to tell you that, but it’s just reality, so it’s best if you just accept it. Gravity keeps your feet … Continue reading →

I just gave myself a mild shock by accidentally clicking the headline for U.S Citizen May be Handed Over to Iraqis: The U.S. government wants an Iraqi court to prosecute an American citizen who is being held in Iraq on … Continue reading →

Yesterday, driving down Wilshire, ADG and I passed each other heading in opposite directions (a metaphor for our lives?); which serves to illustrate that, for as big as LA is, it’s also incredibly small. Yes, there were minor heart palpitations. … Continue reading →

This weekend was the Super Bowl or whatever. I’m not that in to football, just as much as is required by the Guy Rules. I have a favorite team, I know the rules, I watch a few games a year, … Continue reading →

For a guy who went out with a beautiful girl the night before, I’m awfully somber. Though I know why. Because I played golf today, which I don’t do, and I therefore sucked at it completely. Which I hate. Not … Continue reading →

There’s hope for us all“He’d better have beer like you said”“He will, don’t even worry… OK, we’re here, be cool… Hey Matt!“Hey Matt…”“Cool Playstation or whatever…”(mumbles)Nothin’, just wanted to see what you were doin’. Chill and stuff. Right Alexa?”“Yeah, chill … Continue reading →