This weekend ADG, and I, and another became L.A. tourists temporarily and drove through Beverly Hills looking for people we’ve seen before… somewhere. We reached at least the 5th circle of hell when we gleefully purchased a Star Map from an underprivileged Mexican boy sitting hawking his wares in perhaps the most privileged area around (irony, you see); and went all the way down to circle the 7th when we actually utilized it.

Most of the stars were people we’ve never heard of (we being of dubious pop-culture knowledge, or they being of dubious stardom); and, many of them were dead… or at least allegedly so. The must-sees were pretty well represented, though; and even though all I really know about Brad & Jen’s house is what a lovely gate it has, it was a worthwhile time.

Oh yes, and I feel dirty… very, very dirty.

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Buh-bye!

To the undoubted great frustration of annoying people and those taking advantage of the elderly, the FCC and President Bush (in one of his first worthwhile acts) have finally found a way to stop the madness:

“Unwanted telemarketing calls are intrusive, they are annoying, and they’re all too common,” said President Bush, who formally launched the list at a White House ceremony. “We’re taking practical action to address this problem.”

Of course, for those of us with cell-phones, this isn’t a problem, thankfully; and one of the main reasons I didn’t establish a land-line when moving down here was for this very reason. Back in the Bay Area I would get a few calls a day from a few persistent telemarketers that, if the phone was even answered, would learn that “He’s not here right now… I don’t think he’ll be back for a few weeks, actually.” (wink).

This, of course, didn’t at all limit the calls I got, but at least it got me off the phone.

This new legislation will definitely help out people like my parents, who routinely get 15-25 calls per day and now screen all of their calls automatically. Not because there’s someone specific they’re trying to avoid, but because only 4% of the rings are from people they actually know… and that’s just ridiculous.

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Well They’re getting closer:

A former Iraqi nuclear scientist has provided American authorities parts and documents from Saddam Hussein (news – web sites)’s nuclear weapons program from over 12 years ago…

Which, in the pre-war and during-war news coverage would have led to optimism and cutaways of President Bush going, “I told you so!” Instead, though, even the media is beginning to get a bit jaded, as they end the story with:

Earlier this year, the U.N. agency said there was no new evidence or indications that Iraq was working to revive the program.

Will we ever find the smoking gun? Believe me, I’d love to think so many people have died with the righteous justification we’ve been fed… but I just don’t think it’s gonna happen. Sure, Saddam had some stuff over a decade ago. But now? I don’t think so…

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Am I the only person that thinks it’s weird that people actually say ‘knock-knock!’… while they’re knock-knocking on your door?

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Some stuff I found today:

.: at ericalucci.com: …it was weird to be around college guys again. They are so young. I forget what a drag they can be. They’re not particularly good conversationalists. The one conversation I did hear revolved around flunking a bowling class (bowling for goodness sake!) and having to take it over. Wow, not exactly my kind of people.

.: from jish: Having just crawled out of a hole, I hadn’t heard the news that mobile phone carriers will be required (as of Nov.24) to allow users to retain “ownership” of their telephone number, even if they switch providers.

.: from a simple hero: I can easily think of a few wrong ways to eat a Reese’s.

.: from oblivio: If I wanted, I could regret getting back together the second time. Also the third. I could even regret getting back together the fourth time, if I wanted. But what�s the point? You do what you do and what happens happens. It�s too easy to look back and say you shouldn�t have done what you did, given what happened. How were you supposed to know what was going to happen?

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I started watching a movie today, but then stopped when I noticed that none of the people on the scripted flight to India were Indian.

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From the L.A. Times:

In August 2001, a federal appeals court ruled that Burdine was entitled to a new trial because there was “fundamental unfairness in [his] capital murder trial created by the consistent unconsciousness of his counsel,” Judge Fortunato P. Benavides wrote, noting that Joe Frank Cannon was “repeatedly asleep” when witnesses testified against his client. “Unconscious counsel equates to no counsel at all.”

…At a 1995 hearing, Cannon denied he had slept during Burdine’s 1984 trial. Rather, he said, he was concentrating with his eyes closed.

Yeah, that never worked in school either…

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caption this, please

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Every city you move to is purported to have the “worst drivers… E-VAH!” Having lived in more than a few cities, though, I’ve decided (no matter what your loyalties are) that there are terrible drivers everywhere, in every city, at every possible moment; all combining to form a veritable blanket of bad-merging, no stopping, cut-offing, speed-demoning, swervy-swerving, jive-talking auto-jockeys that covers the United States, nay, the World. Every place has it’s quirks, though, and your not being used to them manifests itself as a general impression that the drivers here are worse than the ones there.

In the Bay Area, the quirks were “inability to merge onto freeway” and “mean average highway speed of 85mph”. In L.A., one is “the running of red lights”.

In a perfect world, those wanting to make a left turn through an intersection calmly wait for the light to turn yellow; at which point the oncoming traffic quickly comes to a stop, and 3-5 cars can make their left turns while the light remains yellow. Not so in the City of Angels. The City of Angels has the 405, that slow to non-moving snake who’s dampening effects spread to all corners of the valley. Everyone has a sense of urgency all the time. If you don’t make this light, you may never make another! So, in our little scenario, instead of the oncoming traffic coming to a dutiful stop, they instead legally pass through until the last possible moment, and then throw in a few red light runners for good measure. This leaves the people waiting to turn left with an interesting dilemma. There are at least one, sometimes two, people that can legally pass through the intersection despite the light being red; they having already fully entered the intersection before the light change as they waited for an opening. And that’s usually as far as it goes, one to two people can make the turn per light; which makes turning left in Los Angeles a maddening experience.

Yesterday, however, I saw an amazing display of civil disobedience. In this particular case, I was on the oncoming side of the intersection waiting to turn right, while watching our heroes turn left in front of me. This time, they had the advantage of their own left-turn arrow (the only real way to make that elusive L.A. left). Eventually, my light turned green, which by necessity meant that their light had turned red. Did I accelerate and drive upon my merry way? I did not. Why? Because a full SIX cars kept coming through the intersection after their light turned red! Six cars!

Impressive, my friend… most impressive.

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The thing about L.A., you see, the thing is: the beach.

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