ADG and I saw Minority Report last night, which I enjoyed more than she (largely due to me being more of a dork no doubt).

Personally, I thought the movie was visually stunning, and, some aspects of it’s prediction of the future seemed extremely probable…and therefore disturbing. For instance, the clever detail of individualized push-advertising has haunting similarities to Amazon’s customized recommendations and the customer-specific pop-up ads now on the horizon. Also, the human-computer interface via hand gestures and spoken word seem very near future (considering the recent crop of arcade games in which your body movements translate to the screen), and, the inter-city transit system in which cars are automatically driven via autopilot is already being tested in a limited capacity in San Diego.

Besides the technical details, the story was very engaging (to me anyway, the guy snoring two seats over may have had a different opinion), and although some of the larger points were guessable, the devil’s in the details. If you catch a matinee like we did, I would definitely recommend it.

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I return.

Or rather I have returned. Pictures to be posted shortly.

Best Picture that I Won’t Post on Account of I Didn’t Have my Camera with Me At the Time:

The man going through the Burger King Drive-thru… on a horse

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I’m off to Yosemite for the weekend. Should I be eaten by bears, I hereby bequeath my blog to you.

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I’ve been accused recently (and rightly) of divulging nothing remotely personal on this website. This, I posit, is at least partially true, and due largely no doubt to this blog being a victim of it’s own success. Friends read it, family reads it, you read it…not that I’m complaining, of course… I knew that that would happen before I started, and for better or worse, that’s what makes this medium so much the more attractive.

After looking back in my archives, I need to re-state my hypothesis: relative popularity has nothing to do with the impersonal nature of this blog; it has, in fact, never been too terribly personal.

So, for those that are curious:

– I am allergic to penicillin

– I am allergic to chocolate milk, though not allergic to chocolate or milk…or for that matter chocolate milk either.

– I was born in St. Louis but never lived there

– I met my girlfriend on an airplane

Ariel created a facetious fan club that I’m fairly certain she still doesn’t know about.

– I have a cousin that I haven’t seen in probably 20 years, then one in 15…then 10-ish

And that’s about as far as I can continue the inanity. As you can see, it’s either difficult for me to state facts about myself, or I am really really boring. It’s probably a little of both, but I prefer to think the former. So, as a gesture of good will towards you, the reading public: I will, for a short time only, answer any personal question asked me via the comments. Do take advantage of this unique opportunity, as I doubt it will be seen again any time soon. Fire away!

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I’ve been laying carpet.

That’s not a euphemism, I mean that literally. Yesterday was an all day effort of laying carpet in ADG’s new-to-her apartment. The day before was finding said carpet. My back hurts.

Little Girl in Home Depot: (rounds corner flanked by her family, 6-ish brother on one side, mother on the other) OOOOHHH! Carpet samples!!! (proceeds to tackle 12 foot long roll and rub face on it)

Me: (to myself) sigh… I wish I was that excited about carpet…

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Me: Everyone’s unique…

ADG: Yeah, Dave…especially you.

PS while quickly writing this post, I had a Doogie Howser-ian moment of typing a little bit, looking up into the empty space roughly three feet above my computer monitor, and then typing some more. Remember that? Ever done it?

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Weekends are good…even when you’re unemployed and every day is Saturday.

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The future is now, man!

Sushi has for years been famous in Japan. The delicate taste of fresh fish is deliciously enhanced when served with a simple looking rice ball. The preparation of this ball however requires a subtle skill which has been handed down through generations of Japanese Sushi chefs.

Our Sushi Robot now has turned the once expensive hand made Sushi into a popular and readily available item with a low production cost. Coupled with our Wrapping Machine you will have neat and attractive, individually presented, low fat and healthy Sushi portions, ideal for self service.

I’m not positive, but I’m fairly sure that they’re saying all sushi chefs are actually cyborgs…

PS Note the page title for this automaton-making operation. Who knew?

(musings inpired by kottke)

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scene opens: an olden tyme town square. A man on his knees is crying uncontrollably near the stone fountain in the center of the square. A priest walks up towards him…

Lamenter: Nooooo! What a world! What a world!

Priest: What is it my son?! What’s wrong?

Lamenter: Oh Father, forgive me, for I have done a terrible thing!

Priest: You will be forgiven! What have you done that is so terrible?

Lamenter: I have tortured!

Priest: (gasp) Tortured?! But who?

Lamenter: This lightbulb, father!

Priest: pause err…what?

Lamenter: This lightbulb (holds it aloft) On, off, on off, on, off, all day and night. Never letting it fulfill it’s unatainable dual destinies! Torture!

Priest: 17 Hail Mary’s my son…

and….scene

This vignette brought to you by Dave’s thoughts upon waking

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3-Peat

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