floorpie

With a name like Bubble Body Wear, we would all expect to see something like this:

Nice young lady

Fantasies of the Wild West

UPS fetish

The bubble bra and panty set, what could be more natural?

You know, the usual.

But would you have ever expected this?

I think we can safely say that we could definitely all use a:

World Famous Bubble Business Suit

Be the talk of the town�.Better yet�Be the talk of the boardroom�.Looking for a new friend�.need to make a current friend notice you again�.You’ll definitely get what you need�.what you do after that is your good time!! Wear a tight muscle shirt under your jacket; wear tight running pants or Speedos under your pants, matching socks, clear plastic shoes. Plan a great night out and have a poppin’ great time!!

via Redcricket

So I’ve been kicking around some domain names for a while, now. Everyone I ask seems to be largely indifferent; but, perhaps you won’t be. What do you think of (and don’t steal any, should you deem them worthy):

– stuffandstuff.org (kinda predictable, perhaps)

– babyandashotgun.com (too long? [too deliciously disturbing?])

– pretentiousme.com (me)

– floorpie.com

– L7peg.com

I’m partial to the last two, personally.

By way of explanation, Hamlet is talking to one of his courtiers who has come to “visit” him. With correct suspicion, Hamlet inquires if the King and Queen had asked Guildenstern to fetch him, and what follows is the reply. I’ve oft been told (by both others and my invisible friends that I have a philosophy to life similar to this.

Guildenstern: My lord, we were sent for.

Hamlet: I will tell you why. So shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the King and Queen moult no feather. I have of late – but wherefore I know not – lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire – why, it appeareth no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! And yet to me what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me…

The Tragedy of Hamlet – Shakespeare

OK, so I just discovered that my downstairs neighbor (whom I also didn’t know) has moved out, too…and he/she/them/it were only here for a couple of months.

I think it’s pretty obvious that this is all entirely personal. The only person left who’s within screaming-distance, should I be blugeoned, is my previous next-door neighbor’s donwstairs neighbor (otherwise known as my previous donwstairs neighbor’s next-door neighbor)…and, no, I don’t know her, either.

I’m screwed.

I’m so stoked, my tortillas came with a postcard! I don’t know who the marketing genius was who came up with this is; but let me be the first to say: “Bravo”! I haven’t decided who, yet, but someone very lucky is going to get something in the mail in the next few days.

You can always tell who’s single at the market in a couple of ways:

– they’re alone

– they buy oranges by one’s and two’s [internal dialogue: hey, I buy one or two oranges at a time. That way, I can be sure that I’ll eat them before they go bad, see? I mean, when it’s just you, you have to think about how much you can eat before…wait a minute…oh hell]

Xenophobia is the fear or hatred of strangers or foreigners.

I was listening to tragic love songs via spanish radio on the way home yesterday:

Puedo cambiar mi nombre, pero no puedo cambiar mi historia… *sniff* So….beautiful…

Anyway, it made me wonder about those people that simply can not roll their “r’s”. You know what I mean, there were always those few people in spanish class that just couldn’t get the hang of saying “Ron, y Jose, vayan al supermercado a comprar un perro gordo” correctly. So, I would assume some actual, native Spanish speakers would have the same difficulty.

There’s no punchline to this story, it was just something I was thinking about. Maybe Ron and Joe going to Albertson’s to buy a fat dog was worth a little chuckle, but I can’t say for sure…

Signs you live in Silicon Valley, 27th in a Series:

You know your next-door neighbor has moved when you notice that a pizza coupon is hanging on his doorknob.

The one you both got over a month ago… Farewell old friend.

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend.

The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe! A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil.

As Voltron�s legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the good planets of the Solar System, they maintained peace throughout the universe. Until a new, horrible menace threatened the galaxy.

Voltron was needed once more…

This is the story of the super force of Space Explorers, specially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back….

Voltron: Defender of the Universe!