zen and the art of text msgs

My last three sent text messages speak to a higher level of understanding. Observe:

The marine layer has burned off and the sun is shining. Cigarette haze and broken dreams are all that remain. See you soon.

Hey! Just thinking of you. I suspect ur going with God right now as I sink into more sin. Ur busy with bdays tonight right? Cause if you weren't... PS it's not YOUR birthday is it? Cause if so, I need to run out and get you a pony.

Enjoy the mutt today. I always suspected that god put me second fiddle to man's best friend. So I believe it goes: canines, Dave (a different breed of dog), and rats, yes?

Who IS this Dave-guy anyway?

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