it’s like they’re watching me

Why didn’t any of you SOB’s tell me how incredibly awesome Californication is? Granted, I get a cheap thrill out of the fact that it’s filmed in my neighborhood (“There’s my market!”, “That’s the house around the corner!”, “The canals!”), and now I know what they’re filming when I round the corner leaving my driveway and plow straight into a craft-services table… but it also happens to be an awesome show.

I’ve decided to model the remainder of my life on David Duchovny’s character. A modern-day Bukowski with better hair and comic timing. Not that Bukowski isn’t fucking hilarious, because he is. He’s just not groomed for primetime on Showtime.

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