Finally some good news!

OK, I’m uncharacteristically really excited. Something awesome is happening to me, and I feel elated, lucky, and nervous all at the same time. Basically, I got this letter. This amazing, wonderful, life-changing letter:

Dear Dave:

Only a select few will receive this exclusive invitation, and you've been chosen as one of them.

Why you?

Because you're the type of man we're designed for. Smart. Savvy. Sophisticated.

Someone who wants only the best. And want it before others even know about it.

A man of style. Substance. And a passion for all the details of living.

A man, in short, like you.

That's why I've reserved a copy of the next issue of the new DETAILS in your name. I simply need your O.K. to send it to you!

DETAILS is the kind of bold, tasteful, refreshingly different men's magazine you've been waiting for. I know you're going to like what you see.

Cordially,
Slimy Slimerson
VP, Consumer Marketing

Wow.

Just… wow!

Calgon, take me away! ‘Cause baby, I’m swoonin’! Don’t envy me, I’m just really really, very very, lucky.

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