Well, as widely suspected, my head has not exploded today, so it seems I may make it fully into 28 without incident. Thanks to everyone for your happy birthday wishes… and for everyone else, there’s no time like the present!
PS see what I did there? I said, “no time like the ‘present'” and then linked to my wishlist where you could buy me “presents”. See? a-har-de-har-har! See? It’s like a pun see? Isn’t that clever? see? See? SEE?! AAAACK!