“Good evening Mr. Killomen, and thank you for shopping at Blockbuster. Your movies, Weekend at Bernie’s II and Waiting to Exhale, are due back Wednesday by noon. Let me just get you your receipt and you’ll be on your way. Let’s see here’s your freebie.com ad, your budget rent a car ad, an ad for the upcoming movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, your ad for great deals on Harry Potter DVD’s, and oh…this small one is your receipt.”

5 pieces of paper.

5 pieces of paper for a couple of movies. Stop the madness!