It’s Saturday morning. Did you know that…that it’s Saturday? Beautiful Saturday morning in beautiful southern California.

Well I didn’t know it. I woke up this morning, bleary-eyed and a little confused. I’d been having a dream about my ex which made me simultaneously happy and sad, and now it was morning I thought. I rolled over, and saw that it was 6:38AM, which meant I could sleep another hour or so before I had to get up and take a shower and head in to work. We have a weekly Monday Morning Meeting at 9 and I didn’t want to be late. I rolled over to my other side and woke up my laptop. My laptop which now sleeps next to me as a replacement for the non-existent girlfriend that used to be there (sigh), and checked my meeting schedule. Turns out I don’t have any…BECAUSE IT’S SATURDAY.

I need a vacation.