I’ve decided that Netflix’s “Watch Instantly” feature is god’s gift to…me. Me, specifically. The NBC Video Rewind is pretty cool, too; but, with the commercial breaks (albeit short ones) it’s only a lesser gift to me. Probably from Jesus, or maybe that cheapskate Gabriel. “Oh, do I have to bring a gift?” god’s only son asked plaintively, “Well if I have to I’ll provide today’s episodes tomorrow…with a few commercials for the same thing over and over.

That’s how they get you, you know. The deities, I mean.

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