Ariel referred me here, either to torture me with the irony, or to alert me to clearer sailing ahead.

In other news, today marks the first day of a Dave Sales Event!!! Over the next several weeks, sundry items will be going on sale via eBay at low, low prices. Find never before seen deals on slightly-used merchandise, can’t be beat prices on personal effects and memories, below market-value items of questionable legal origin…it’s all here! Stay tuned for exciting updates!

All sales final. Buyer will pay for S&H; and pho noodles. Signed items available upon request and after receipt of exorbitant fee.