Reader Mail!

Erica writes:

Dear Stuff and Stuff:

I was just wondering, what is your favorite color and why?

Yours forever and ever and ever,

Erica

PS What are you getting me for Christmas?

Stuff and Stuff answers:

To Whom it May Concern:

What motivated me initially about Hooked on Phonics was my son’s inability to read. Imagine my surprise then, when upon receiving my order, I opened the box to find approximately two ladles-full worth of rendered hog fat. I fed approximately one third of your product to my son, but I unfortunately saw no marked increase in his reading capabilities; and he, sadly, remains astoundingly illiterate.

Please find enclosed the unused portion of your product. Further, I would appreciate a full and prompt refund, as your product did not meet my literacy needs.

Regards,

Stuff and Stuff

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