Blogger ate one of my posts this morning, and it’s too bad, too. Never before/(or since) had/(will) you seen/(see) such a work of literary brilliance. How I could have expounded so eloquently about missing my alarm this morning for nearly 47 full pages I’ll never know. Alas, it was a thing of beauty that shall, most likely, never be repeated. Instead, I am forced to leave you with this shlock:

Dr. Verne’s Northern White Trash Etiquette

Thank you, oh Google for being you

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