Do you want fries with that?
Subway never ceases to amaze me. There’s something about their Sandwich Technicians turned Zombies that turns their ears off whenever you order anything. To whit:
Dave: Hi, can I get a foot-long veggie, on white, with everything, please?
Food Dood: OK. What kind of bread?
Dave: Uhh, white…
Food Dood: mayonnaise-mustard?
Food Dood: Everything on that?
Food Dood: hot peppers?
Food Dood: salt-n-pepper?
Food Dood: oil and vinegar?
Dave: NO! Dear god NO! Wait…did you say “oil and vinegar”? Oh, then yes.
Other things I don’t understand:
– why cigarette smokers get immunity from littering laws
– why birds suddenly appear, every time you are near