Scene: Two “sportsmen” in my office discussing hunting

Murder Suspect #1: Yeah, I only work to sustain my hunting habit!

Murder Suspect #2: ha-HA!

MS1: I was playing golf this weekend out at (mumble mumble) and my buddy was telling me that they have these pigs that run all over the course. I told him I had a friend at work that would take care of that for ’em!

MS2: They have pigs out on Santa Teresa, too! [editor’s note: presumably another golf-course] They go right out on the green and dig it up looking for grubs!

MS1: gasp!

MS2: Right out on the GREEN!

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