On the way to work, I rode past a business called Intuitive Surgery. I don’t know what that is, but I definitely don’t like the sound of it.

Patient: (rushing into emergency room) Doctor! Doctor! I was just hit by a car, and I’ve broken my neck! Help me!

Doctor: (bemusedly) Mmmmmm, I think it’s your spleen…

Patient: (writhing in pain) But Doctor! Can’t you see how my head is at this odd angle, and there’s a bone jutting out of my neck?!

Doctor: Mmmmm, no…mmmm-nope, I’m pretty sure it’s your spleen, I have this…feeling.

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