You’re thinking to yourself, “What’s going on with Dave? Is he alright? Did his rubble burn down?!”
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with Dave: Dave’s still at work. He’s 12 hours into his 13(?) 14(?) 15(?) day, and looking forward to his hour drive home.
I know a lot of you out there do the same thing routinely… but I bet most of you are going back to your own, smoke-free, homes, too.
Ha! I win the Pity Contest!