I was just checking the baggage restrictions on my airline of choice to prepare myself for some sweet holiday traveling. I clicked around until I found the “Special Baggage” section, which is, among other things, for odd-shaped cargo like skis, tubas, and the like. It is not, unfortunately, for desktop computers (I assume for liability reasons); which means I will now need to next-day ship my hand-me-down Dell to my parents.

That was not the funny part.
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The funny part is that on the tabbed list of “special items”, the clicking of which would lead to a more thorough explanation of the vagaries of transporting said item, the first item listed was Antlers.

Antlers.

This means at least two things:
1) Enough people fly with their antlers to necessitate a tab and,
2) ANTLERS!