This morning, in his year-end press conference, when asked about the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and the reasons his trail has gone so cold, “President” Bush answered, “Well, if I had to guess, I’d say he was somwhere in the outskirts of Pakistan or Afghanistan.”
If I had to guess?!
Time’s Person of the Year, ladies and gentlemen!
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