Something that you’ve been wondering about, and something that I am willing to tell you is that, without a doubt, and unequivocably, Sour Skittles are indeed very very sour. Not that I won’t go back for more and more, no matter the pain, the loss of fine-motor function, or these extra teeth-shaped pieces of my mouth that keep coming out when I brush my teeth.

They are just. that. sour.