OK, I did it! So what?

In celebration of his upcoming 10-year anniversary of killing his ex-wife and her… waiter, OJ Simpson finally comes clean. Shocking, I’m sure. [insert joke about how OJ’s search for the real killer could have ended at his bathroom mirror, pause for laughs, continue post]

Even more shocking to me is that that was 10 years ago! Seriously now, we can all agree that that’s simply not possible, right? 10 years ago I was only 19, and working through my first year in college. 10 years ago I had no idea that I would be driving the same streets as The White Bronco within the decade. 10 years ago I was unencumbered by “real” work and had starry visions of early retirement.