Author Archives: DAK

Curiouser and Curiouser I’ve kept mostly non-political here on Floorpie Dot Net, but for those of you who didn’t know: I’m pretty much a bleeding heart liberal. In fact, I’m such a bleeding-heart liberal that I even show up socialist … Continue reading →

Tasteless Response to E-mail Thursday From: RobTo: FloorpieSubject: Holy Moses! Nell Carter DIED!!! From: FloorpieTo: RobSubject: RE: Holy Moses! Gimme a break, Nell Carter?!This tasteless joke brought to you by a morning Pepsi and unemployed bitterness… But seriously folks, there’s … Continue reading →

SJSU student dies in frat brawl Just one more reason why I think frats/sororities are asinine. Here, someone has died (stabbed in the heart) over which Greek-named group of like-minded lemmings is better at doing keg-stands under the guise of … Continue reading →

I bet we’ve been together, for a million years.And I’ll bet we’ll be together for a million more.Oh it’s like I started breathing, on the night we kissed.And I can’t remember what I ever did before. What would we do … Continue reading →

I met this girl on Monday.Took her for a drink on Tuesday.We made love by Wednesday…and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday.We chilled on Sunday.

I am disgruntled Ah technology, how I love thee! So many things are easy an convenient these days: maps at the touch of a button, weather for the same, food purchased and delivered to your home, goods and services of … Continue reading →

I just narrowly averted running over an empty Budweiser can in the middle of the road. Where did it come from? How did it get there? I find this amusing and ironic.

For those of you using Outlook as your e-mail client, you, like me, have probably wished you could get it out of your taskbar and minimze it to the system tray. After all, you leave it open all day, and … Continue reading →

In case you were thinking to yourself, “Self? (as I’m sure you address you when talking to [wait for it] you) How much masculinity do you think Dave has left? Well, because I care about you, The Masses, I’ll tell … Continue reading →

I have a problem with leaving my apartment. Not as many of you think I do, assuming I’m some sort of hermit what with being unemployed (OK, true, but that’s not what I’m referring to). I leave my apartment, lock … Continue reading →