Author Archives: DAK

Dave’s Personality Profile QuestionnaireSection IIA: Personal Hygiene When in the shower, do you:__ wash your hair__ wash your body__ shave your face/legs__ shave, err, other things__ brush your teeth__ use the shower massager in inappropriate ways__ pee This one time, … Continue reading →

Of dogs babies, their owners parents, and the parks they play inIt seems to me that recently the in vogue thing to do is to take your progeny to a little green-space; and, let him or her run wild and … Continue reading →

Floorpie.net’s Pretentious Post of the DayThis post brought to you by the good people at Post Cereals The only thing I like more than playing the ” target=”new”>LA Times crossword puzzle, is finishing the LA Times crossword puzzle. A-ha-ha-ha… oh … Continue reading →

Movies that I’ve seen in the last week that were either really very good, really good, or sorta pretty good, in no particular order .: Catch Me If You Can.: Signs.: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.: The … Continue reading →

The hardest thing about being unemployed is not:.: the dwindling bank account.: the lowered self-esteem.: the renewed relationship with Top Ramen.: the derisive glances of employed individuals.: the relationship strain induced by lack of surprise mutual funds, land purchases, jewels, … Continue reading →

Finally some good news! OK, I’m uncharacteristically really excited. Something awesome is happening to me, and I feel elated, lucky, and nervous all at the same time. Basically, I got this letter. This amazing, wonderful, life-changing letter: Dear Dave: Only … Continue reading →

“We shall call this Day 1…” Unbeknownst to me at the time, January 6th marked my two year blogiversary! Here’s what I had to say a year ago about the matter (no, I didn’t find it that interesting, either). As … Continue reading →

The thing about getting older is the alignment. When I was younger, the alignment, for the most part, wasn’t an issue. Everything worked and hummed well together, without any real doubt that it would ever become a point of consternation. … Continue reading →

Well, this whole California quarters thing is becoming the blog-world’s latest meme… which I’d like to attribute (wrongly) to my overwhelmingly popularity in having mentioned it a few days ago. Either way, the results have changed “dramatically” (where by “dramatically” … Continue reading →

You know when you’re dirty, and I mean really just DIRTY. It’s not when you’ve been out digging in the mud all day (you know, like you do), and it’s not when you get back from that first night at … Continue reading →