Author Archives: DAK

Ghetto-sghetti .: pasta, preferably spaghetti. alternately an amalgam of whatever is handy.: 1/8-1/4 jar leftover spaghetti sauce.: salsa (optional).: parmesan (optional) Heat one pot water on high heat to a rolling boil. While water is increasing entropy, shake cold spaghetti … Continue reading →

Have you had the Altoids Tangerine Sours, yet? I have no idea if they actually freshen my breath, but damn they taste good. This post brought to you by Callard & Bowser’s® Altoids®, makers of the Curiously Strong Mint™. All … Continue reading →

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I was just channel-surfing and happened to catch a hunter take out a turkey on ESPN2. What’s up with that? He was giggling like a maniac when he came up on it, stroking its dead feathers, checking out its dead … Continue reading →

I’m going to Victoria, BC (Canada) on Thursday; and Austin, Texas (USA) Monday. Not bad for an unemployed guy, I think.

0623 hours Why don’t alarm clocks come with 24-hour time (military time) displays like watches do?

Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States: *crowd boo* Ladies and gentlemen, America stands committed to the further destruction and violent ambitions, including my own, to kill squandered lives on a massive scale. We must never again talk … Continue reading →

How do I get out of here?!

Observation In those instances where ADG and I stay together, she having a job necessitates such ignominious things as “alarms” and “showers” and exclamations like “I’m late for work”. I’ve participated in these things more as an observer than an … Continue reading →

You know what would be great? Or, if not great, at least tolerable? If, in the magical land in which magazines are created and published, there existed a fantastical device. This device would look like a fat “Y” and lie … Continue reading →