Author Archives: DAK

Sign at a gas station this morning: Our commitment to you…– Quality products– Convenient services– Premium Value Someone had crossed out Our and scrawled God’s above it. I’m glad God has my back when I’m buying gas.

Happy Birthday Totally unexpected but totally appreciated, I got a belated birthday gift from Erica. Thank you! I’ve “known” Erica for quite a while now (at least in blog-years), and she’s been a great friend. Which is why I shall … Continue reading →

A new low Well, it was bound to happen. Not having a job, or more specifically, not having any income caused me to chose discretion in lieu of…err… spending. Therefore, I didn’t order Chinese-food like I wanted to and instead … Continue reading →

I’ve added a new page. Nothing too terribly of interest to the general public, actually; just an attempt to categorize the books I’ve read. It might give some insight into the type of guy I am… but then again, maybe … Continue reading →

Things I’ve Learned While Unemployed: First in an Increasingly Likely Series .: I now know, intimately, all of the characters on SpongeBob SquarePants.: though highly touted in the reverse, money can indeed, buy happiness.: it is entirely possible to subsist … Continue reading →

Cheeeeeeeez!My…what? third or fourth Mirror Project submission? Something like that. Well, let’s be more specific. You can also find me:.:here.:here.:and here How gloriously vain of me, I must say. I have some others taken in D.C. that will have to … Continue reading →

PSA People continue to get gunned down in communities near our nation’s capital. Despite the Stuff and Stuff’s staff’s usual light and fluffy mood when it comes to matters of national concern, in this case we feel the need to … Continue reading →

There is a customer service number on my Fish Sticks™. I’m to call this number should I have any comments or inquiries, fish, or fish stick related. Should I have comments not pertaining to fish stick application, preparation, or nutritional … Continue reading →

Garbled, shouted Spanishscreams and yellsfloor shaking and rumblinginquisitive neighbors out on their porchestumbling and crashing sounds, and yelling yelling yellingcops I love my neighborhood