Author Archives: DAK

Sage research and conclusions from a friend of mine: FYI: By methodical testing, I have determined that Taco Bell is the cause of all intestinal problems that one may have. Also, My cat’s breath smells like cat food (via team … Continue reading →

Adventures in Futility with SmarterChild Lion-O says: hey SmarterChild says: Glad to see you again, David! Lion-O says: call me Panelo Jack SmarterChild says: Would you like me to call you Jack? Lion-O says: call me Panelo SmarterChild says: I’ve … Continue reading →

Communicating with someone you care about can be very difficult at times. You are more sensitive about their words and reactions to you because you care more about what they say and feel about you… both positively and negatively. I … Continue reading →

Just the 1st Bit Living and working in the Silicon Valley means two things: (1) I own several pairs of tan chinos, and (2) I’ve been laid off. It’s not so bad, really. Every Friday or so I get a … Continue reading →

Back. There’s something poetic about sitting in the dark alone, eating a beanut butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of water, watching cooking show after cooking show. Wait. Did I say poetic? I meant pathetic.

Buh? From Reuters re: Skakel being found guilty of murder: He said he had not been able to fall asleep, became sexually aroused and climbed the pine tree under which the body was later found and masturbated before returning home. … Continue reading →

The Results Are In The First Annual Kiss-Off Contest has come to a close, and Valuable Prizes™ are imminent! Before listing the standings, I’d first like to say that you’re all winners…or more correctly, the bulk of you are losers, … Continue reading →

Yesterday afternoon, in picture form

Why, on the same page that it says the high today will be 88°, does it also say that the current temperature is 94°? I’m broiling in here…

I am more than proud to be featured in Davezilla’s gallery as guest curator of The Mirror Project entitled: These are the Daves of Our Lives. I’d like to think his description is fairly apt, too…