Author Archives: DAK

It’s not quite as poetic as a reunion of the two greatest teams of the 80’s would have been, but it should still be fun. If you’re a Lakers fan. PS I haven’t forgotten the First Annual Kiss-Off Contest. Valuable … Continue reading →

“Good evening Mr. Killomen, and thank you for shopping at Blockbuster. Your movies, Weekend at Bernie’s II and Waiting to Exhale, are due back Wednesday by noon. Let me just get you your receipt and you’ll be on your way. … Continue reading →

I’ve made a somewhat depressing observation, lately, here in the land of “milk and honey” (aka “silicon rummy” [well, it rhymes anyway {speaking of which, what rhymes with orange? splorange, that’s what!}]), the non-proliferation of new billboard ads. In fact, … Continue reading →

So, the First Annual Kiss-Off Contest was a rousing success with a couple of baker’s dozens worth of participants. As I figure out the specifics of the Valuable Prizes, be sure that the stragglers amongst you get in your last … Continue reading →

In keeping with Ariel’s excellent idea, I’m prepared to offer a substantial reward to anyone who can find me a job. Please peruse the resume and email me with any leads. This offer shall remain open until I’m gainfully employed…

This sums it up excellently. When the balance of fouls is 27-20, and 3 of the 5 starters are in uncharacteristic foul trouble, and Shaq is given the opportunity to shoot only one free throw, something ain’t right in Mudville. … Continue reading →

I’ve returned from backpacking in Big Basin Redwoods State Park. Instead of describing how beautiful it was, I’ll simply show you. Needless to say, it was a great trip. The fact that it was punctuated by getting into Santa Cruz … Continue reading →

OK kids, I’ll be spending the Memorial Day weekend backpacking in Big Basin. Look after things while I’m gone, please.

Motivated by Tony, I checked out the 100 Greatest Books of All Time list, that was created recently and was also surprised to find that I’d read 21 of them. I don’t know if it’s really a healthy goal to … Continue reading →

There is nothing more patriotic than a stirring rendition of our National Anthem, delivered by a larger than life talent, before a major sporting event. Like TV’s Barry Williams… Before Celebrity Boxing II Joey Buttafuoco and Joanie “Chyna” Laurer